
| A Woman of no Distinction Claire Fleury Writer: Claire Fleury Director: Claire Fleury, Jantien Koenders A phone rings...she answers. He follows her. Or she's leading? Open the door..come unhinged.
A spine-chilling trip through NYC via her troubled mind, this existential thriller crawls inside your brain and holds you captive until the disturbing end. International Amsterdam, Netherlands Drama Solo Show Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream My NYC Story www.clairefleury.com
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| The Height of the Eiffel Tower Rambunctious Productions Writer: Morgana O'Reilly, Co-Creator Abigail Greenwood Director: Abigail Greenwood The Hulme Family, West Auckland, New Zealand.
Nathan is thirteen, awkward, fixated with fish.
Anna-Louise is sixteen pregnant and horrible.
Katie's booked her first job as a hand model.
But yea-no-yea Mum's got a life to live too.
International Auckland, New Zealand Solo Show Comedy Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream In Someone Else's Shoes www.rambunctious.co.nz
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| Amsterdam Abortion Survivor Micha Wertheim Writer: Micha Wertheim His theatrical and controversial stand-up earned him praise in the Netherlands and at the 2007/8 Edinburgh festival. Wertheim manages to shock and charm his audiences at the same time. His US debut promises hard-hitting cutting edge comedy with an adorable accent. International Amsterdam, Netherlands Improv/Sketch/Stand-up Solo Show Staycation:
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Absurdly Surrealist Dream www.myspace.com/michawertheim
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| And a Wake-up S&G Productions Writer: Megan Condit Director: Bruce Faulk Johnny was killed in action. So when he returns home, he becomes the hero every town wants - whether he likes it or not. Question is, who’s more damaged? John learns the reason why there’s no place like home. Local New York, NY Comedy Drama Staycation:Battleground Tour Absurdly Surrealist Dream www.andawakeup.com
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| Magical Exploding Boy Chicago Physical Theater Writer: Dean Evans From a child with mind control powers, to an amoeba struggling for life, to a man cast helplessly adrift in outer space, this darkly comical show transforms space to present an original story, reaching beyond the limits of language. National Chicago, IL Clown/Mask Comedy Staycation:Outer Space Zombie Adventure Absurdly Surrealist Dream www.magicalexplodingboy.com
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| Passchendaele Thesia Arts Writer: John Rafter Lee Director: Jonathan Winn and Jessica McVea World War One. A general, a painter and a Chinese trench digger enter the Western Front. One is cursed, one sees red and one gets blown to fuck. When blood soaks the canvas, how do you paint the portrait? Local Manhattan, New York Drama Comedy Staycation:Battleground Tour Absurdly Surrealist Dream www.passchendaele.org
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| West Lethargy Page 121 Productions Writer: Stephen Kaliski Director: Stephen Kaliski Old West pioneer lovers hit a roadblock when they collide with two contemporary hedonists searching for a long lost brother. Does the Empire State Building hold the answers? Don't miss this whimsical 2009 Edinburgh Fringe sensation. "A wonderful work." -William Hurt Local Manhattan, NYC Drama Comedy Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream Down South & Out West www.page121productions.org
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| Ruby Wilder Not Waiting Productions Writer: Brooke Allen Director: Eric Hoff Ruby Wilder believes she has found the man who murdered her sister, Junebug. A mysterious narrator, Ruby's estranged fiance, Junebug, and the killer himself all have their ideas about what Ruby should do with a murderer's fate in her hands. National Chicago, IL Drama Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream www.notwaiting.intuitwebsites.com
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| Two Sizes Too Small YMMSBILYA Productions Writer: Jessica Kane Paul Langley, a powerful stockbroker, is confronted one morning by the unfathomable reality that all his shoes have shrunk two sizes too small. Thus begins this action-packed farce about a seemingly normal guy who becomes impossibly stuck in his life. Local Brant Lake, NY Comedy Performance Art Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream Through Heaven & Hell www.twosizestoosmall.com
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| The River Valeo DOG P!SS Theatre Company Writer: Trey Tatum Director: Bridget Leak Valerie Scarborough is a drained, lost woman, tired of running. When the TVA empties a nearby lake, her haunted past reemerges, leading Valerie back to her childhood home and to answers that lie buried at the bottom of the lake. Local Queens, NYC Drama Comedy Staycation:Down South & Out West Absurdly Surrealist Dream www.therivervaleo.com
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| The Altoona Dada Society Presents The Velvet Gentleman Playlab NYC Writer: Jon Steinhagen Director: Kevin P. Hale The Altoona Dada Society makes its New York debut by presenting the unusual life of composer Erik Satie in an extravaganza the Blair County Little Nickel Weekly has called "...a description-defying, decidedly absurdist freefall." Local Astoria, NYC Comedy Drama Staycation:Backstage Absurdly Surrealist Dream www.playlabnyc.org
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| I am what I am not The New Young Choreographers Choreographer: Gessica Paperini and Marjolayne Auger Our esthetic is part of theatre dance.Poetry has inspired our dance movements. We question our identity, our life purpose throught our dance. We resolve those questions celebrating and magnifying our everyday life throught the art of performance. Local Sunnyside, NYC Dance Performance Art Staycation:Fantasy Island Excursion Absurdly Surrealist Dream www.imwhatimnot.blogspot.com
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| Terms of Dismemberment: A Musical with Heart...and Other Body Parts Dr. Dorothy Productions Writer: Book & Lyrics by Dorothy Marcic, Music by Frank Sanchez, other lyrics and music by Mehr Mansuri Director: Director: Hinton Battle, Assistant Director: Kenneth Ferrone Choreographer: Hinton Battle The former Pocatello Paper-Pulp-Pageant Princess’s dead husband left three mortgages, Mafia debts. Her choice: sell off daughter’s "assets,” body part by body part, or risk their lives. A dark comedy about the cost of love. An equal opportunity offender.
Local NYC, Manhattan Musical Comedy Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream Through Heaven & Hell www.termsofdismemberment.com
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| An Idiot Propinquity Productions, LLC Writer: Jeff Tabnick's modern retelling of Dostoevsky's The Idiot Director: Eric Nightengale Prince Myshkin runs for U.S. Senate to incite a Christian revolution based on infinite pity. As his fame grows, he helps a recovering alcoholic win a porn-star's love. But when she falls for Myshkin instead, can compassion prevent murder? Local Brooklyn, NYC Comedy Drama Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream Literary Lane www.propinquityproductions.com
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| THE GREAT GALVANI The Magpies Writer: Shawn Reddy Director: Shawn Reddy "Top Shows of the Year" (Chicago Tribune), Orgie Playwriting Award Winner. A tinkerer of dead frogs dissects everything from the famed Fiji Mermaid to catastrophic loss and the need for bewildering beauty. Inspired by P.T. Barnum and Michel Foucault. National Chicago, IL Vaudeville/Sideshow/Magic/Burlesque Comedy Staycation:Through Heaven & Hell Absurdly Surrealist Dream www.themagpiesproject.com
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| LENNY'S DEAD Goshen Players Writer: Alex Giacin Director: John Long "My name is Hank. That guy over there, that's Lenny. LENNY'S DEAD. He was killed in Vietnam 1971." Hell of a way to start a show. Wait till you see the end. A poignant,witty drama.
Produced by Goshen Players
Local Goshen, CT Drama FringeHIGH Staycation:Battleground Tour Absurdly Surrealist Dream www.goshenplayers.org
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| Playing By Air Playing By Air Productions Director: Jacob Weiss Do..re..mi..fa..getaboutit! A struggling violinist seeks inspiration in the most unlikely of places as he enters a world filled with flying objects, bumbling musicians, and a motif that is just out of reach. Can he learn to play by air? National Nashville, Tennessee Vaudeville/Sideshow/Magic/Burlesque FringeHIGH Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream Action Adventure Flick www.playingbyair.com/fringe
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| The Boogyman Thumbs A-1-A Glass Bandits Writer: Carl Holder, Carter Hudson and Eddie Prunoske Director: Eddie Prunoske A Floridian love saga that cuts to the heart of the sunshine state. A haunted obituary writer takes you through a surreal lecture-journey documenting his relationship with a serial killer on death row. Local Brooklyn, NYC Comedy Drama Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream Down South & Out West www.gbtheater.com
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| The Pig, The Farmer, and The Artist Writer: David Chesky Director: A. Scott Parry, Conductor: Anthony Aibel To avoid being slaughtered by a lunatic farmer, a flambouyant couple of cows escape and become the rage of the East Village art scene. A well-endowed Pig wants a piece of the action. Will swine become the new black? Local New York, New York Musical Comedy Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream To the Zoo www.davidchesky.com/the_pig_the_farmer_and_the_artist.html
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| the tim&micah project: SELECTION the tim&micah project Writer: tim&micah Director: tim&micah Choreographer: tim&micah, with additional choreography by joe dear chris, i just saw this show. i think it was sketch comedy? all i know is it was "physical and fast-paced...bizarre and brainy"(TimeOut), definitely a hilarious manipulation of my emotions. go see it! your friend, steve National Chicago, IL Comedy Performance Art Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream Fantasy Island Excursion www.timandmicahproject.com
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| Ground To Cloud Christine Marie and Ensemble Writer: Christine Marie Director: Christine Marie Experience a live expressionist film filled with madness, science, and love. Giant cinematic shadow theater, 3D and live performance combine to tell a love story based on lightning. A truly unique theater experience! Set to a live musical score. National San Fransico/ Los Angeles, CA Puppetry Performance Art Staycation:Time Traveler Absurdly Surrealist Dream www.CimiMarie.com
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| Energy Man hope theatre, inc. Writer: Ramon Sanchez Director: Heather McAllister Super Hero, or just Super Deluded?
Making his way through a maze of memories,
Crushing criminals and recriminations alike,
will Daniel wise up and make it to the other side?
A dramedy about wanting to rise up,
Super Hero style. Local Manhattan, NYC Comedy Drama Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream Through Heaven & Hell www.myspace.com/hopetheatre
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| Have a Nice Life Nice People Theatre Company Writer: Music and Lyrics by Conor Mitchell, Book by Matthew Hurt Director: Bill Felty, Musical Director: Tom Brady Choreographer: Nancy Berman Kantra Direct from a sold-out run at the Edinburgh Fringe, Have a Nice Life was hailed by Fringe Review as "a work of true brilliance." This sharp-witted, therapeutic musical from Philadelphia follows seven eccentric characters during their weekly group therapy session. National Philadelphia, PA Musical Comedy Staycation:In Someone Else's Shoes Absurdly Surrealist Dream www.nicepeopletheatre.org
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| The Conveniences of Modern Living Writer: Conceived, Developed and Created by Daniel John Kelley and Emily Plumb Director: Emily Plumb In the wake of losing a child, a married couple questions their future: Does it lie with a talking dryer? A wise 12-year old boy? Or with leaving behind the memories that still haunt their home? Local Brooklyn, NYC Comedy Drama Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream Through Heaven & Hell www.conveniencesofmodernliving.weebly.com
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| Evan O'Television in Double Negatives O'Television Productions Writer: Evan O'Sullivan Can Evan and Evan’s video-ventriloquism act survive another performance? When two halves of a 15-year-old comedy team are the same person, things can get pretty intense. With every new absurdity it becomes harder for Evan not to blame… himself.
National Boston, MA Comedy Multi-Media Staycation:Celeb-reality TV in Hollywood Absurdly Surrealist Dream www.evanotv.com/double_negatives_live
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| FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF WHITE BROWNSTAR Writer: Pushkar Sharma and Sathya Sridharan with Music by Chuck Kim A sci-fi memoir fueled by high-energy comedy! Follow BROWNSTAR as these South Asian poet-performers navigate race and time. Do you dare face the universe's most daunting questions? Prepare to travel FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF WHITE. National Boston, MA Comedy Spoken Word/Poetry Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream www.brownstarrevolution.com
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| The Hyperbolist bang-bang-fou! Writer: Joe Mazza Director: Dan Kerr-Hobert, Joe Mazza, Susan Ask A grandiloquent farce of tiny proportion-- or-- desperate human probes love with puppets. New York premier of Joe Mazza's phantasmagorically raucous world. _______"Mazza works his puppets with sublime subtlety." --Chicago Reader _______"An archly conceived puppet show." --Chicago Tribune
National Chicago, IL Puppetry Multi-Media Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream Through Heaven & Hell www.joemazza.org
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| the means Plaid Wall Writer: Kirk White Director: Jim Wren "Selling suicide to the sick is easy; pain closes! If I could get a church to go along...we're talking a literal DEATH BOOM!"--Unidentified Executive, Peach Grove Insurance Company. A (not so) sardonic look at the future of healthcare. Local Jersey City, NJ Comedy Drama Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream Down South & Out West www.letuskillyou.com
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| LEMONADE: A Play of World Domination Writer: Jais Brohinsky Director: David Denson When the world’s 2nd and 3rd richest corporate tycoons conspire to commodify the sun, their scheming has unexpected consequences: espionage, mass assassination, global communism… economic armageddon. Where most people see disaster, one sees a world ripe for conquering. Local Manhattan, NYC Comedy FringeHIGH Staycation:Wall Street Walking Tour Absurdly Surrealist Dream www.lemonadetheplay.com
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| Jurassic Parq: The Broadway Musical Writer: Emma Barash, Marshall Pailet, Bryce Norbitz and Steve Wargo Director: Marshall Pailet Choreographer: Hayley Podschun Boldly re-imagined and retold from the perspective of the dinosaurs, Jurassic Parq is an unflinching meditation on gender, sexual, and racial identity in an evolving landscape destined to stun you with its importance. And you should probably see it drunk. Local Manhattan, NYC Musical Performance Art Staycation:Fantasy Island Excursion Absurdly Surrealist Dream www.JurassicParq.blogspot.com
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| Butterfly, Butterfly, Kill Kill Kill! Depth Charge Writer: Patrick Harrison, Music by Dave Harrington Director: Patrick Harrison Choreographer: Adam Scott Mazer & Ian Picco A yakuza noir inspired by Seijun Suzuki’s "incomprehensible" masterpiece, Branded to Kill, featuring monstrous puppets, mystic sex rituals, yellowface assassins, wildly stylized violence, and a live electro-jazz-exotica score. Enter the mad odyssey of the No. 1 Killer. Local Brooklyn, NYC Performance Art Clown/Mask Staycation:Action Adventure Flick Absurdly Surrealist Dream www.myspace.com/depthchargenyc
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| Spellbound- A Musical Adventure Mind The Art Entertainment Writer: Paul Deakin & Christian De Gré; Music, Lyrics & Orchestrations by Paul Deakin & Christian De Gré Set in a fantasy world of magic, wizards, and warlocks, Spellbound is a musical for all ages. Join young Herianne on her adventure through mystical lands to rescue her family and fulfill her life-long ambition to become a Grand Wizard. Local Manhattan, NYC Musical Drama Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream Time Traveler www.SpellboundTheMusical.com
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| Good Good Trouble On Bad Bad Island Endstation Theatre Company Writer: Joshua Mikel Director: Chad Larabee A bad, bad, Idol challenges good, good Rosa with a series of impossible tasks -- but what happens when she starts doing the impossible?! This wildly inventive adventure finds that sometimes family and good goodness can be found in the most unlikely of places. National Sweet Briar, VA Comedy FringeJR Staycation:Fantasy Island Excursion Absurdly Surrealist Dream www.endstationtheatre.org
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| Return to the Onion Cellar A Sammie-Lo Production Writer: Samantha Boyd Director: Samantha Boyd In a world made callous by its own invention, patrons flock to an underground speakeasy to cut onions forcing themselves to cry. But in this Dark Rock Musical, some things are better left uncut. Inspired by Gunter Grass's The Tin Drum Local Chappaqua, NY Musical Drama Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream Rock and Roll Rebellion www.ReturnToTheOnionCellar.com
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| Cookie 61 Academy in Association with Partial Comfort Productions Writer: Chad Beckim Director: Janet Bobcean A down-on-his-luck-writer’s notions of race and identity are turned upside down in this darkly comic examination of marriage for hire. New York, NY Drama Comedy Staycation:In Someone Else's Shoes Absurdly Surrealist Dream www.cookietheplay.com
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| Marilyn Monroe: wouldn't it be fascinating Zambrano Tomorrow Writer: Erik Zambrano Director: Erik Zambrano Using sound, video, and live performance, explore the dream world within relationships and follow baseball great, Joe DiMaggio and glamorous Marilyn Monroe as they fall out of love and pursue their own long lost dream-lovers while on honeymoon in Tokyo. Local Brooklyn, NYC Performance Art Drama Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream Backstage www.erikzambrano.com/upcoming.html
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| Insurmountable Simplicities All Gone Theatre Company Writer: Roberto Casati and Achille Varzi, Adapted by Natalie Glick Director: Natalie Glick Sometimes it's the simplest things in life that make your head spin. This metaphysical adventure throws an assortment of delightfully quirky characters face to face with philosophical conundrums. And when rationality fails, outrageous possibilities flourish. Local Brooklyn, NYC Multi-Media Comedy Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream Time Traveler www.insimplicitiesplay.com Tue 18 @ 9:30 Wed 19 @ 4 Sat 22 @ 12 Sun 23 @ 3:45 Thu 27 @ 4 Sat 29 @ 7:15
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| Tangled Yarn Tangled Lines Productions Writer: Anais Tekerian, Kevork Mourad Director: Kevork Mourad Spurned by fate, Ismene knows no future. Her mother dies, her sister Antigone kills herself, and Ismene must untangle her eccentric grandmothers' stories to discover her destiny. In this multi-media performance, real-time painting propels the story toward its ultimate unraveling. Local New York, NY Multi-Media Drama Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream Family Vacation Sat 15 @ 5:45 Sun 16 @ 9:15 Tue 18 @ 4:45 Thu 20 @ 6:15 Fri 21 @ 7
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| BAGABONES Jonathan Nosan Writer: Jonathan Nosan A contortionist's charming nightmare sets the trip from primal spaces to final spaces and spaces in between. Changing perspectives on the same form brings states of confinement, release, heaven and hell with an ultimately smashing end. Local Manhattan, NYC Solo Show Performance Art Staycation:Through Heaven & Hell Absurdly Surrealist Dream www.bagabones.org
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| Perspectives Deliquescent Designs Choreographer: Stephanie Dixon, Mary Beth Leigh, Tamora Petitt, Karen Voyles Experience a world of unpredictable consequences, chance encounters, and undeniable change. Choreographers from Alaska, Oklahoma, and New York collaborate to create movement inspired by wildfires, divination, and the changing Arctic. Abandon expectations and discover new perspectives. Local Brooklyn, New York Dance FringeHIGH Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream Cross Country www.deliquescentdesigns.com
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| CATS DON'T GRIN Writer: Francois Carre Director: Francois Carre, Assistant Director: Ellie Famutimi A scorching Valentine's Day in New York City. A man in high heels and a woman wearing a man's suit pretend that they just met in the Parisian subway. What if perfect strangers are perfect just because they're strangers? Local Manhattan, NYC Drama Comedy Staycation:Absurdly Surrealist Dream Ride the Rollercoaster of Love www.francoiscarre.com Sat 15 @ 3:15 Sun 16 @ 12 Wed 19 @ 10:30 Wed 26 @ 5:15 Thu 27 @ 7:30 Fri 28 @ 7
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